Who was the greatest comedian in the Bible?
Answer:Samson - he brought the house down.

How did Eve express her anger for being thrown out of the Garden?
Answer:She raised Cain

How many animals did Moses have on the Ark?
Answer:None.  Noah built the Ark.

Why didn't Noah go fishing?
Answer:He only had two worms.

How do we know there were pigs on the Ark?
Answer:Noah's wife had Ham.

Which bible character had no parents?
Answer:Joshua, son of Nun.

How do we know they played cards in the ark?
Answer:Because Noah sat on the deck.

What was William Shakespeare's favorite book of the Bible?
Answer:The book of Acts.

Which area of Palestine was especially wealthy?
Answer:The area around the Jordan, the banks were always overflowing.

Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
Answer:Noah - he was floating his stock while everyone else was in liquidation.